Wake Up To: White Sox Trade Frazier and Randos for, what else, Prospects.

Thank God, it finally happened. I’m a die-hard Cubs fan, but even I started feeling bad for Sox fans forced to watch that load of garbage try to do anything productive at all anywhere. $12 million for that guy to hit .207 is a fucking crime I would wish upon no team (except the Cardinals, fuck those guys). Also, it’s just now hitting me that I mean, once all the Javys, Willsons, and Almoras or the world come to their senses regarding money and the fact that they can make literally fucktons elsewhere, the Cubs are supremely fucked. It’s great that KB and Rizz are Cubs for life and all, but even those two can’t carry the team to the WS.

Frazier fucking sucked. I don’t know why the Sox front office seemed to think they needed an Adam Dunn-type to win baseball games, but look at every other team that’s good. Notice anything? Oh yeah, they don’t have that guy. I’m also not going to pretend I know and/or care about the other two guys who were traded. They’re probably well known, but like now, who cares? You got the guy you wanted, for a guy you didn’t want + two other misfits who weren’t taking your team anywhere. In all honesty, I know nothing about the Sox so those two dudes may be good, so don’t take my word for the fact that their misfits cause I have no idea either way.

1, 8, 11, 23, 28, 30, 36, 59, 63, 68 = FUCK


10 guys in the top 75 MLB Farm System rankings for the Sox now with the addition of Blake Rutherford. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LIFE. Why do such beautiful things like the White Sox being absolutely awful have to come to an end.


P.S. Right now, I am this meme. This is my 3rd full draft topic tonight of the daily “Wake Up To”. First it was the Cubs rain delay, then Yoan Moncada, and now this shit. So no joke, fuck you Chicago White Sox for breaking this shit at like 9:00pm, thanks for keeping me up and making me write some shit that I’ll probably look at tomorrow morning and wonder what kind of weird shit I was on.

P.P.S. I sure hope the Sox social media dude had a gun to his head when he posted the “Thank you for everything” shit they tweeted at Todd Frazier & Co. cause I’m pretty sure a deranged monkey could see that those guys did JACK SHIT NOTHING for the franchise.


Until tomorrow.

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