Wake Up To: JBJ is not human

My fucking man. I don’t really like or hate the Red Sox, but the Yankees and their fans are the fucking WORST. Don’t get me wrong, watching Gary Sanchez dethrone Giancarlo Stanton and Aaron Judge flick bombs into the night sky at the derby was entertaining. But all the court jokes, wigs, and stupid t-shirts being brought into the regular season is too much, and I think Jackie Bradley Jr. just made the best case yet (see what I did there, clever right?).

Can we just appreciate the degree of difficulty on this catch? For one, he got UP. Second, it was at the triangle, which I still don’t understand the point of in right-center field, but fuck it, its Fenway. Third, it was late in the game, and that shit was clutch as fuck.

You Guys Fuckin’ Suck

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Yankees fans are the worst in the league, that’s a fact. I hate the Cardinals and their fans, but at least they don’t have random earned accolade shit like “earning your pinstripes”, brag about their 100 fucking WS trophies, or just overall reminisce on the good ol’ days. We get it, you were really good, and you’re finally good again, but lets not forget that A-Rod is a fuck up, Yankee Stadium is hardly what it once was, and your team, aside from Aaron Judge, Gary Sanchez, and that motherfucker Starlin Castro fucking suck.

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As a multi-time tricked Cubs fan, if you’re really dumb enough to believe Castro will bat .312 with 12 HR and 45 RBIs, you’re higher than that giant green wall in Boston y’all rip relentlessly.

Fuck the Yankees. Fuck Aaron Judge’s ugly mug. Long live the Green Monster.

Until tomorrow.

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